Landry's Local Horoscopes
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19, The Ram)
Remember to sleep. Staying up late to watch meteor showers and to howl at the moon requires a balance. How else will you focus on work this week?
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20, The Bull)
It may be a good week to brush up on your hobbies. Don't forget to do all those other important things. Just make sure you're bettering yourself.
Gemini (May 21-June 20, The Twins)
The funny thing about this week is that you won't be able to sleepwalk through it. You'll stay busy. But you know you're pretty good at overcoming obstacles.
Cancer (Jun. 21-Jul. 22, The Crab)
The honeymoon is over. Actually it was over a long time ago. That means this week, spice it up at home. Make someone find you irresistible. It won't be tough.
Leo (Jul. 23-Aug. 22, The Lion)
You're a savage. Constantly learning about yourself. Isn't that cool? Remember last month when you thought you knew everything about yourself?
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22, The Maiden)
This week might not be too funny, but that doesn't mean you have to be dull. With so many things out of your control, let loose to get comfortable.
Libra (Sep. 23-Oct. 22, The Scales)
TV is great, but don't you think you're neglecting things? Like, for instance, your health. Okay, okay, if you must video game marathon, choose healthier snacks.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21, The Scorpion)
It's getting better. This means all that worrying you did yesterday is over, right? If not try harder. You have goals. Now simply work each day towards them.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21, The Centaur)
You have the best dancing skills around. At least right now. There's something inside you that brings joy to so many people when you bust-a-move.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19, The Goat)
Money is tight for a reason. You may want to focus on relaxation at home if the bills seem to be piling up. The situation will improve if you are patient and diligent.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18, The Water-bearer)
The best part about this week is the smile that will come across your friend's face when you tell them you're taking them to dinner and a movie. Enjoy!
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20, The Fish)
The only way for this week to go south is to experience a natural disaster. Be thankful. The grace that you possess is so alarmingly strong that it moves mountains.
Horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only and not based in fact.