Landry's Local Horoscopes

Staff Writer
Gonzales Weekly Citizen

Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19, The Ram)

This could be a make or break week for you. Then again, if you listened to you all the time, each moment of each day is make or break. Take it down a notch.

Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20, The Bull)

You move so slowly, but in a timeless, sort of perfect way. This week come clean with someone you can trust to get better. The goal is forgiveness of yourself.

Gemini (May 21-June 20, The Twins)

Stop looking both ways at everything, unless you're crossing the street. Most of the time your gut instinct is right. To speed up the process, go with it. Or don't.

Cancer (Jun. 21-Jul. 22, The Crab)

The sad and lonely tears routine is only hurting everyone around you and you. It's fine to want to be alone, healthy even. But you can't keep letting your friends down. Be available always.

Leo (Jul. 23-Aug. 22, The Lion)

The roar of you is mighty, make no mistake of that. So if you've been feeling like a kitten this week, maybe try a bolder approach. Remember not to be rude or disrespectful. Lions are full of honor.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22, The Maiden)

This plan you've executed has gone entirely well. You should take a moment and pat yourself on the back. Or let the universe do it for you. With all accomplishments. Take a short moment before beginning again.

Libra (Sep. 23-Oct. 22, The Scales)

You're a sweet person at heart, so if something is making you feel uncomfortable it's probably best to face it and discard it if you can, otherwise it's going to bring you down a notch. Ain't nobody got time for that!

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21, The Scorpion)

The way you are in your career is commendable. Generally, you are low maintenance and capable of independence. Just remember that when it's time to take criticism or an earful from your boss. Stand firm, don't lash or cower.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21, The Centaur)

The universe is funny sometimes. Some days we think we know what we want and what we need and then something completely different becomes our life at a certain time down the road. Be present and evolve.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19, The Goat)

The bouncing off of the walls routine is much funner when the walls aren't closing in on you. Ask for help if you've gotten in over your head. In the end it's your sanity that is important. The money's good, too. But it's all on loan.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18, The Water-bearer)

Your head up in the clouds is a nice place for it. If you can manage to keep it there with your body in tact, then by all means! But as much as I hate to say it, some days gravity just wins. Stay grounded just enough to handle those days.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20, The Fish)

The practical can be the dream. In fact it kind of is. But when our practical lives involve manipulation, lies, sadness, and hatred, then it's a nightmare. Try for a better perspective if you've been on the latter plane of existence. Your life wasn't meant to be a bad dream.

For entertainment purposes only. Horoscopes are not based in fact.